Captain Darling? Funny Name For A Guy

That show stealing Lord Flashheart at his finest on Blackadder! This is one of the best Blackadder quotes ever!

Captain Darling? Funny Name For A Guy

Blackadder Quotes - One of the best Lord Flashheart Quotes from Blackadder Series 4

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Blackadder Quote From The First Series

I think it’s fair to say that the first series of Blackadder never reached ‘classic’ status. There are still some great lines though, such as this Blackadder quote from the first series.

Blackadder Quote From The First Series

Blackadder quote from the first Blackadder series

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Blackadder Series 4 Episode 6 Goodbyeee Full Script

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 6 is called Goodbyeee. This is perhaps the finest ever moment in British Comedy. Combining sharp wit and sarcasm with sad historical truth. 

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 6 is the finest ever moment in British Comedy

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 6 Goodbyeee Full Script

(in the trench, it’s raining)

George: Care for a smoke, sir?

Edmund: No, thank you, I’m… (he lights his own pipe)

George: Private?

Baldrick: (taking cigarette from George) Oh, thank you, sir.
(begins to eat the cigarette)

George: Oh, dash and blast all this hanging about, sir! I’m as bored as
a pacifist pistol. When are we going to see some action?

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A Blackadder Quote To Start Your Day With A Smile!

Here’s a Blackadder quote to start your day with a smile! Can you name the episode? Leave a comment below, or visit our Facebook page and leave a comment there!

A Blackadder Quote To Make You Smile!

A Blackadder quote to make you smile!

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Blackadder Series 4 Episode 5 General Hospital Full Script

The 5th episode of Blackadder Series 4 is called General Hospital. Read the full script here, and find out why security isn’t a dirty word!

Read the full script for General Hospital, which is the 5th episode of Blackadder Series 4

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 5 General Hospital Full Script

(George, Edmund and Baldrick are in their room in the trenches)

George: I spy with my little eye (he looks behind his shoulder and sees a mug) something beginning with `M’.

Baldrick: Erm…

George: (encouraging) MMM…

Baldrick: Erm…

George: (encouraging) MMM… (he bobs his head down to within inches of the
mug a few times)

Baldrick: Mmm…

(this carries on for a while)

George: MMMuh… (he picks up the mug and holds it in front of him)

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Blackadder Series 4 Episode 4 Private Plane Full Script

Here is the full script for Blackadder Series 4 Episode 4 Private Plane. This is a popular Blackadder episode, where Lord Flash steals the show!

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 4 Private Plane

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 4 Private Plane Full Script

Scene 1: BA’s Dugout
——————–

[BA is listening to his phonograph. Artillery firing outside is causing the
record to skip frequently. Annoyed, BA storms outside.]

Scene 2: In The Trench
———————-

[Lt. George is in the trench, peering through a pair of binoculars across
No Man’s Land.]

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Blackadder Quotes From Blackadder Goes Forth

A collection of Blackadder Quotes from Blackadder Goes Forth. This was the fourth series of Blackadder, and was set in the trenches of World War 1. British Comedy at its finest!

Blackadder Quotes From Blackadder Goes Forth

Blackadder Quotes from the fourth series. Blackadder Goes Forth.

A poignant quote from Blackadder Series 4 Episode 6. read the full script online now.

This Blackadder quote is from Blackadder Series 4 Episode 5 General Hospital

A great Blackadder quote from Blackadder Series 4 Episode 5 General Hospital

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Blackadder Series 4 Episode 3 Major Star Full Script

The full script of Blackadder Series 4 Episode 3 Major Star is below. Do you like Charlie Chaplin, or fancy George in a dress?

Read the full script for Blackadder Series 4 Episode 3 Major Star

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 3 Major Star Full Script

(in the army barracks, sound of whistling is heard)

(Edmund sighs)

George: You’re a bit cheesed off, sir?

Edmund: George, the day this war began I was cheesed off. Within ten minutes
of you turning up, I finished the cheese and moved on to the coffee
and cigars. And at this late stage, I’m in a cab with two lady companions on my way to the Pink Pussycat in Lower Regency.

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Blackadder Series 4 Episode 2 Corporal Punishment Full Script

The full script for Blackadder Series 4 Episode 2 Corporal Punishment is here for your pleasure! Has anyone seen a pigeon? Ready, aim, fire!

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 2 Corporal Punishment

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 2 Corporal Punishment Full Script

(in BA’s quarters; Edmund is on the phone)

Edmund: You’d like to book a table for three by the window for 9.30 PM,
not too near the band, in the name of Obel-ointment Fungentula.
Yes, yes, I think you might have the wrong number. Alright.
(hangs up; enter George)

George: Rather close line there, eh sir? That phone system is a shambles
no wonder we haven’t had any orders!

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Blackadder Series 4 Episode 1 – Captain Cook Full Script

Blackadder series 4 Episode 1 is called Captain Cook. Set in the trenches of World War 1, it marks the peak of creative writing for the Blackadder series. It is also the most intelligently written series. Here is the full script for Episode 1 Captain Cook.

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 1 Captain Cook

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 1 – Captain Cook Full Script

[The dugout. Blackadder is sitting in a chair reading a book. A record is
playing softly. Scratching noises are heard.]

Blackadder: Baldrick, what are you doing out there?

Baldrick: I’m carving something on this bullet sir.

Blackadder: What are you carving?

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