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Classic Blackadder Lines – We have all worked for a boss like this before!

One of the reasons people love Blackadder so much, is that the lines can be applied to everyday life. We have all worked for a boss like this before, right?!

Have You Worked For A Boss Like This?

We have all worked with a boss like this before!

Pop his todger between two floury baps and shout, “Dinnertime, Fido!”

Personally, I’d recommend you get hold of a cocker spaniel, tie your suspect down on a chair, with a potty on his head, then pop his todger between two floury baps and shout, “Dinnertime, Fido!”

Dinnertime Fido!

Dinnertime Fido

Check out the full script for this episode here. > Full script for Blackadder General Hospital.

See The Little Goblin Drinking Song From Blackadder

See the Little Goblin, see his little feet. And his little nosey-wose, isn’t the Goblin sweet? The finest drinking song in the world from Blackadder!
See the little goblin Blackadder

Beer

“Beer” is the fifth episode of the BBC sitcom Blackadder II, the second series of Blackadder, which was set in Elizabethan England from 1558 to 1603. In the episode, an embarrassing incident with a turnip, an ostrich feather and a fanatically Puritan aunt leads to a right royal to-do in the Blackadder household. The episode marks Hugh Laurie’s first ever Blackadder appearance, and Miriam Margolyes’s second. Laurie would go on to appear in every subsequent episode of the show.
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Make A Sentence Out Of The Following Words

One of our favourite lines from Blackadder Series 2! Make a sentence out of the following words: Face. Sodding. Your. Shut.

Make a Sentence Out Of The Following Words

Make a sentence out of the following words: face. Sodding. Your. Shut.

Never, Ever Try To Be Funny In My Presence Again

Never ever try to be funny in my presence again. How many times have you used this line from Blackadder on someone you know? Classic Blackadder quote from series 2!

Never Ever Try To Be FunnyNever ever try to be funny in my presence again - classic Blackadder quote from series 2

Slaughtered by a Naked Tunisian Sock Merchant

What better line can you think of to end an episode of Blackadder? We love naked Tunisian sock merchant bit!

Naked Tunisian Sock Merchant

Does anyone know why the Tunisian sock merchant was naked? Please leave a comment below!
naked Tunisian Sock Merchant quote from Blackadder

No Cunning Plan – The Tony Robinson Autobiography

We’ve waited a long time for this! Tony Robinson is finally releasing his autobiography, and what a great title – No Cunning Plan. Read on to find out more.

No cunning plan by Tony Robinson

Tony Robinson Autobiography

Over the years, Tony Robinson has become a favourite household name in the UK. To many, he will always be Baldrick, but his career goes much further than that. Whether in Maid Marion and her Merry Men, or staring in the popular Time Team, he is a versatile actor and presenter. With over 50 years in the entertainment industry, it’s about time that Tony Robinson released an autobiography. The name No Cunning Plan might give some clue as to how his career developed as well. read more

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 6 – Duel and Duality Full Script

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 6 is called Duel and Duality. With Stephen Fry acting as the Duke of Wellington, this is a loud, brash, and hilarious episode, with some memorable one-liners and quotes. Check out the full script below.

The full script for Blackadder series 3 episode 6 duel and duality

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 6 – Duel and Duality Full Script

The Palace Kitchens
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B: Ooh! Mr. Blackadder.

E: Leave me alone Baldrick. If I’d wanted to talk to a vegetable I’d
have bought one at the market.

B: Well don’t you want this message?

E: No thank you… God, I’m wasted here. It’s no life for a man of
noble blood being servant to a master with the intellect of a jugged
walrus and all the social graces of a potty. read more

Captain Darling? Funny Name For A Guy

That show stealing Lord Flashheart at his finest on Blackadder! This is one of the best Blackadder quotes ever!

Captain Darling? Funny Name For A Guy

Blackadder Quotes - One of the best Lord Flashheart Quotes from Blackadder Series 4

You can check out this great scene from Blackadder on this YouTube clip below

The head-butt on Captain Darling is magnificent!

This quote is taken from the Blackadder episode Private Plane. You can check out the full script here to find more quotes to share! – Private Plane Blackadder.

Blackadder Quote From The First Series

I think it’s fair to say that the first series of Blackadder never reached ‘classic’ status. There are still some great lines though, such as this Blackadder quote from the first series.

Blackadder Quote From The First Series

Blackadder quote from the first Blackadder series