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Blackadder Series 3 Episode 5 – Amy and Amiability Full Script

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 5 is called Amy and Amiability. In this episode, Blackadder comes close to being shot by a transvestite on an unrealistic grassy knoll. Here is the full script for this great episode of Blackadder.

Blackadder series 3 episode 5 amy and amiability

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 5 – Amy and Amiability Full Script

E: Edmund Blackadder
B: Baldrick
PR: Prince Regent George
A: Miss Amy Hardwood
H: Mr. Hardwood
SC: Sally Cheapside
DC: The Duke of Cheapside
S: The Shadow
MM: Mrs. Miggins

The Palace Kitchens
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(Baldrick is plucking a goose. Blackadder is sitting at the kitchen
table.) read more

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 4 – Sense and Senility Full Script

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 4 is called Sense and Senility. Enormous trousers and an heroic stance are needed, and don’t mention Macbeth!

blackadder-series03Blackadder Series 3 Episode 4 – Full Script

The Palace Kitchens
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(Blackadder walks in. Baldrick looks up from polishing a shoe.)

B: You look smart, Mr. Blackadder. Going somewhere nice?

E: No, I’m off to the theatre.

B: Don’t you like it then?

E: (sarcastically) No, I don’t! A load of stupid actors strutting around,
shouting, with their chests thrust out so far, you’d think their
nipples were attached to a pair of charging elephants! And the *worst*
thing about it is having to go with Prince *Mini-Brain*! read more

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 3 – Nob and Nobility Full Script

This is the full script for Blackadder Series 3 Episode 3. Nob and Nobility sees Blackadder get involved with the French Revolution in order to make a profit. And who is that elusive Pimpernel?

The full script for Blackadder Series 3 Episode 3 Nob and Nobility

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 3 – Nob and Nobility Full Script

Miggins: [dancing about by a table of two customers in her coffee shop]
Oh la la! [laughs happily]

[Edmund Blackadder, butler to the Prince Regent, enters]

Edmund: Ah, good morning, Mrs Miggins.

Miggins: Bonjour, monsieur.

Edmund: What?

Miggins: Bonjour, monsieur — it’s French.

Edmund: So is eating frogs, cruelty to geese and urinating in the street,
but that’s no reason to inflict it on the rest of us. read more

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 2 – Ink and Incapability Full Script

This is the full script for Blackadder Series 3 Episode 2. The Blackadder episode is called Ink and Incapability, and is centred around the thicky Prince being asked to be a patron to the first ever English dictionary. This gives Blackadder plenty of room to come up with some very memorable quotes!

Blackadder series 3 episode 2 ink and incapability

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 2 – Ink and Incapability Full Script

Cast –

E: Edmund Blackadder
B: Baldrick
G: Prince Regent George
M: Mrs. Miggins
J: Dr. Samuel Johnson
By: Lord George Gordon Byron
C: Samuel Taylor Coleridge
S: Percy Bysshe Shelley read more

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 1 Dish and Dishonesty Full Script

The third series of Blackadder is set in a period of time known as the Regency. Blackadder has been reduced in social status to being the Butler of the Prince Regent. Baldrick is of course at the bottom of the social ladder, being a dogsbody once more. Episode 1 of Blackadder Series 3 is based upon an election in a rotten borough – not a rubber button.

Dish and Dishonesty - Blackadder Series 3 Episode 1

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 1 Dish and Dishonesty Full Script

M: Mrs. Miggins
B: Baldrick
E: Edmund Blackadder
P: Pitt the Younger (and the Even Younger)
I: Ivor Biggun
H: Vincent Hanna
T: Sir Talbot Buxomly
G: Prince George read more

Blackadder Series 2 Episode 6 Chains Full Script

The last episode the Blackadder Series 2 is called ‘Chains’. Edmund is kidnapped, and gets to experience the Spanish Inquisition.

 
Blackadder Series 2 Chains

Blackadder Series 2 Episode 6 Chains Full Script

E: Edmund Blackadder
M: Lord Melchett
Q: Queen Elizabeth I
N: Nursie
B: Baldrick
P: Lord Percy
G(2): German guard(s)
T: Spanish Torturer
L: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible

The Queen’s Chamber

E: Get out! Get out, libidinous swine! And take that horse-slut painted
strumpet with you, where you’ll both rot in the filth of your own
fornication! read more

Blackadder Series 2 Episode 5 Beer Full Script

This is the full script for ‘Beer’, the fifth episode of Blackadder Series 2. Lots of drunken shenanigans ensue, and even the Queen gets drunk. Plenty of Blackadder Quotes to choose from in this episode as well!

Blackadder 2 episode 5 beer full script

Blackadder Series 2 Episode 5 Beer Full Script

[Edmund’s house.  Lords Percy Percy and Edmund Blackadder are
eating breakfast.]

Percy:  I must say, Edmund, it was jolly nice of you to ask me to share your
breakfast before the rigours of the day begin.

Edmund:  Well, it is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and
intelligent company, so that, through learned discourse, he may
rise above the savage and closer to God. read more

Blackadder Series 2 Episode 4 Money Full Script

Here is the full script for Blackadder Series 2 Episode 4, ‘Money’. There are tonnes of great Blackadder quotes in this one, but our favourite has to be ‘The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed!”.
The baby eating bishop of Bath and Wells

Blackadder Series 2 Episode 4 Money Full Script

[In Edmund’s bedroom, Edmund is asleep. Beside his head is a pair
of feet. The owner of the feet is named Mollie.]

[knock at door]

Edmund: Go away.

Baldrick: (standing at open doorway) My Lord, there is someone at the door
to see you. read more

Blackadder Series 2 Episode 3 – Potato Full Script

The third episode of Blackadder Series 2, is called ‘Potato’. Guest starring Tom Baker as Captain Redbeard Rum, it is a source of endless amusement. A quite literally legless Captain, a sea journey, and urine drinking play just a small part in this well written episode of Blackadder.

The full script for Blackadder Series 2 Episode 3 Potato

Blackadder Series 2 Episode 3 – Potato Full Script

[Blackadder’s house. Enter Percy wearing a matching red outfit and hat –
with antlers. The outfit is covered in bells which ring as he walks.
Sounds of a celebration are heard outside]

Percy: Coming? read more

Blackadder Series I, Episode 6 – The Black Seal

Blackadder Series I, Episode 6 is called the Black Seal. This is the final episode in the first series of Blackadder. The plot revolves around Blackadder hiring mercenaries so that he can take the throne. With some great characters such as Sir Wilfred Death,  and Three-Fingered Pete, Blackadder manages to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory right at the very end!

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Full Script for Blackadder Series I, Episode 6 – The Black Seal

Intro: Many are the tales told of the Black Adder and of his faithful
henchmen Lord Percy Percy and Baldric son of Robin the Dung-Gatherer, but
none is told so oft, with so much hitting of heads with wonder and
repeating of exciting parts as this the final chapter in the book of The
Black Adder. read more