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Find all the best Blackadder Quotes online here!

The best Blackadder Quotes online

There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ General Melchett style!

If you are looking to find the best Blackadder quotes online, then check out this collection. Blackadder quotes are updated daily, and so you can pick a new one every day of the year!

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I have a cunning plan | Who used the phrase the most – Blackadder or Baldrick?

‘I have a cunning plan’ is the most recognised catchphrase from Blackadder. Who used ‘I have a cunning plan’ the most though? Blackadder or Baldrick?

Keep Calm - I have a cunning plan

I have a cunning plan

The words ‘I have a cunning plan’ are perhaps the most recognisable from the Blackadder TV series. How many times were they used though, and who used them the most? Let’s take a look.

Blackadder Pilot Episode

The very first time that the words ‘I have a cunning plan’ were used, was in the unaired pilot episode of Blackadder. It was a great little scene (for anyone fortunate enough to have seen it!).

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The Blackadder Dictionary – What do pericombobulation and contrafibularities mean?

When Blackadder met Dr. Samuel Johnson in Ink and Incapability, some beautiful un-words were created. Here’s a look at the Blackadder dictionary.

What does the word contrafibularities mean

The Blackadder Dictionary

Have you ever wondered what contrafibularities means? Of course, it is an un-word, a word created for the show. It is also a play-on-words, and is all the more brilliant because you can guess its meaning from how it sounds.

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In Ink and Incapability, a number of these words were created. let’s take a look at what they could mean.

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Come to Nursie Cow, you lovely little heifers – Blackadder Nursie Quotes

Come to Nursie Cow, you lovely little heifers. Nursie from Blackadder at her finest in Blackadder Chains – the final episode from series 2.

Come to Nursie Cow

Mooo! Come to Nursie cow - Great quote from Blackadder

Nursie from the second series of Blackadder should have had far more many lines than she did. When she did speak though, it was incredible! This is one of our favourites. Check out more Nursie quotes from this Blackadder Chains script.

If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start | Blackadder Quotes

If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start. Blackadder quote from Series 3 ‘Dish and Dishonesty’.

If you want something done properlyIf you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start

To read the full script of this episode and find more great Blackadder quotes, take a look here – Blackadder Dish and Dishonesty.

Nursie is a sad, insane old woman with an udder fixation | Blackadder Quotes

Nursie is a sad, insane old woman with an udder fixation. This Blackadder Quote is taken from the last episode of the 2nd series ‘Chains’.

Nursie is a sad, insane old woman
Nursie is a sad, insane old woman with an udder fixation - Blackadder quotes

To read the full script for this episode and find more great Blackadder quotes, take a look here >> Blackadder 2 ‘Chains’.

As my tutor old bubble face used to say: make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease

As my tutor old bubble face used to say: make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease.

Old Bubble Face

As my tutor old bubble face used to say: make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease

This line from Blackadder comes from the first series. You can read the full script for this episode here >> The Queen of Spain’s Beard.

You are without a doubt the most repulsive individual I have ever met

We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace and yet, Ploppy, you are without a doubt the most repulsive individual I have ever met.

The Most Repulsive Individual

Funny Blackadder quotes from series 2

This line is from the Blackadder episode ‘Head’ from the second series. To read the full script and get more quotes from Blackadder, take a look here >> Blackadder 2 ‘Head’ full script.

I smell something fishy, and I’m not talking about the contents of Baldrick’s apple crumble

I smell something fishy, and I’m not talking about the contents of Baldrick’s apple crumble. This line is from Blackadder 4 ‘Captain Cook’.

I Smell Something Fishy

I smell something fishy, and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble

You can read the full script to Blackadder 4 ‘Captain Cook’ here.

To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn’t it?

To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn’t it?

To You, Baldrick

To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?

To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn’t it? This Blackadder quote is from the second series called ‘Head’. Check out the full script here >> Blackadder Series 2 ‘Head’ Full Script.