Category Archives: Best Blackadder Quotes

Find all the best Blackadder Quotes online here!

The best Blackadder Quotes online

There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ General Melchett style!

If you are looking to find the best Blackadder quotes online, then check out this collection. Blackadder quotes are updated daily, and so you can pick a new one every day of the year!

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Nursie is a sad, insane old woman with an udder fixation | Blackadder Quotes

Nursie is a sad, insane old woman with an udder fixation. This Blackadder Quote is taken from the last episode of the 2nd series ‘Chains’.

Nursie is a sad, insane old woman
Nursie is a sad, insane old woman with an udder fixation - Blackadder quotes

To read the full script for this episode and find more great Blackadder quotes, take a look here >> Blackadder 2 ‘Chains’.

As my tutor old bubble face used to say: make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease

As my tutor old bubble face used to say: make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease.

Old Bubble Face

As my tutor old bubble face used to say: make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease

This line from Blackadder comes from the first series. You can read the full script for this episode here >> The Queen of Spain’s Beard.

You are without a doubt the most repulsive individual I have ever met

We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace and yet, Ploppy, you are without a doubt the most repulsive individual I have ever met.

The Most Repulsive Individual

Funny Blackadder quotes from series 2

This line is from the Blackadder episode ‘Head’ from the second series. To read the full script and get more quotes from Blackadder, take a look here >> Blackadder 2 ‘Head’ full script.

I smell something fishy, and I’m not talking about the contents of Baldrick’s apple crumble

I smell something fishy, and I’m not talking about the contents of Baldrick’s apple crumble. This line is from Blackadder 4 ‘Captain Cook’.

I Smell Something Fishy

I smell something fishy, and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble

You can read the full script to Blackadder 4 ‘Captain Cook’ here.

To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn’t it?

To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn’t it?

To You, Baldrick

To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?

To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn’t it? This Blackadder quote is from the second series called ‘Head’. Check out the full script here >> Blackadder Series 2 ‘Head’ Full Script.

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn’t he Perce? One of our favourite lines from the second series of Blackadder!

The Eyes Are Open
The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed

The full script for this episode can be found here >> Blackadder Series 2 ‘Money’.

Better a lap-dog to a slip of a girl than a … git! – Blackadder Quotes

Better a lap-dog to a slip of a girl than a … git! Who can ever forget Blackadder talking to the legless Captain Redbeard Rum?!

Better a lap-dog to a slip of a girl

Better a lap-dog to a slip of a girl than a .... git! Blackadder quote from the second series

Blackadder speaks this line to the amazing Tom Baker, who played Captain Redbeard Rum in the second series of Blackadder. Check out the full script for that episode here >> Blackadder ‘Potato’ full script.

A man may fight for many things quote – Blackadder Quotes Online

A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child.

A Many May Fight For Many Things

A man may fight for many things quote from Blackadder

This quote is from the last episode of the third series of Blackadder. You can read the full script here – Blackadder Duel and Duality.

Somewhere outside Saffron Walden – Quote from Blackadder

Somewhere outside Saffron Walden there’s an Uncle who is 7 feet tall with no chin, and an Adam’s apple that makes him look as if he’s constantly trying to swallow a ballcock.

Somewhere Outside Saffron Walden

Somewhere outside saffron walden - quote from Blackadder

This quote is from the Blackadder Episode General Hospital. Read the full script here.