Category Archives: Best Blackadder Quotes

Find all the best Blackadder Quotes online here!

The best Blackadder Quotes online

There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ General Melchett style!

If you are looking to find the best Blackadder quotes online, then check out this collection. Blackadder quotes are updated daily, and so you can pick a new one every day of the year!

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Bahhhhhh!!!

Somewhere outside Saffron Walden – Quote from Blackadder

Somewhere outside Saffron Walden there’s an Uncle who is 7 feet tall with no chin, and an Adam’s apple that makes him look as if he’s constantly trying to swallow a ballcock.

Somewhere Outside Saffron Walden

Somewhere outside saffron walden - quote from Blackadder

This quote is from the Blackadder Episode General Hospital. Read the full script here.

We’re in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun

We’re in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun. Classic Blackadder quote.

Sticky the Stick Insect

We're in the stickiest situation since

This line is from the fourth series of Blackadder. Check out the full script for this episode here >> Blackadder Major Star.

My men have the artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs… in a bag

I know from long experience all my men have the artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs… in a bag.

Artistic Talent

Best Blackadder quotes from Blackadder Goes Forth

This classic Blackadder quote is from the fourth series. If you want to check out the full script for this episode, take a look here >> Blackadder Goes Forth – Captain Cook full script.

You see the thing about heaven is – Blackadder quote from the first series

You see, the thing about heaven is that heaven is for the people who like the sort of things that go on in heaven. 

The Thing About Heaven
You see, the thing about heaven is - Blackadder Quote

This quote is taken from the first series. To check out the full script of this episode, click here >> Blackadder Series 1 Episode 3 The Archbishop Full Script.