Category Archives: Best Blackadder Quotes

Find all the best Blackadder Quotes online here!

The best Blackadder Quotes online

There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ General Melchett style!

If you are looking to find the best Blackadder quotes online, then check out this collection. Blackadder quotes are updated daily, and so you can pick a new one every day of the year!

As well as our Blackadder quotes, you can also find series and episode descriptions, as well as complete scripts for all the shows. It is like Blackadder heaven!

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Bahhhhhh!!!

Blackadder Quote From The First Series

I think it’s fair to say that the first series of Blackadder never reached ‘classic’ status. There are still some great lines though, such as this Blackadder quote from the first series.

Blackadder Quote From The First Series

Blackadder quote from the first Blackadder series

A Blackadder Quote To Start Your Day With A Smile!

Here’s a Blackadder quote to start your day with a smile! Can you name the episode? Leave a comment below, or visit our Facebook page and leave a comment there!

A Blackadder Quote To Make You Smile!

A Blackadder quote to make you smile!

Blackadder Quotes From Blackadder Goes Forth

A collection of Blackadder Quotes from Blackadder Goes Forth. This was the fourth series of Blackadder, and was set in the trenches of World War 1. British Comedy at its finest!

Blackadder Quotes From Blackadder Goes Forth

Blackadder Quotes from the fourth series. Blackadder Goes Forth.

A poignant quote from Blackadder Series 4 Episode 6. read the full script online now.

This Blackadder quote is from Blackadder Series 4 Episode 5 General Hospital

A great Blackadder quote from Blackadder Series 4 Episode 5 General Hospital

Is it Pay Day Yet? – A Classic Blackadder Quote

Is it pay day yet? A classic Blackadder quote from Series 3 comes to mind right now! Remember to check out more great Blackadder Quotes at www.blackadderquotes.com

Classic Blackadder Quote

A classic Blackadder quote - I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

I’m as poor as a church mouse, that’s just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

As poor as a church mouse - classic Blackadder quote

General Melchett Quotes – The Best of General Melchett

We’ve put together a  collection of the best General Melchett quotes and included a video of his greatest noises at the end. Behhhrr!!
General Melchett wearing a moustache net

General Melchett Quotes

Blackadder Goes Forth combined brilliant writing with superb character acting. Stephen Fry as General Melchett is perhaps the best example of this.  We’ve put together some of our favourite scenes and General Melchett quotes here.

If Nothing Else Works…

General Melchett Blackadder Quotes
One of the great things about Blackadder, is that the quotes can be used in everyday situations. Ever worked for a boss that wants to go ahead with a plan regardless of how crap it is? Any politicians come to mind?! read more

But it sounds damn saucy you lucky thing – Blackadder Quotes

Blackadder Quotes – Quote of the day 16th December 2015

Blackadder quote of the day 16th december 2015. Great Blackadder quotes.

Can you name the series and episode? No cheating or looking it up you saucy, lucky thing! Do you know what the next line said is? Please leave a comment below.