Category Archives: Best Blackadder Quotes

Find all the best Blackadder Quotes online here!

The best Blackadder Quotes online

There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ General Melchett style!

If you are looking to find the best Blackadder quotes online, then check out this collection. Blackadder quotes are updated daily, and so you can pick a new one every day of the year!

As well as our Blackadder quotes, you can also find series and episode descriptions, as well as complete scripts for all the shows. It is like Blackadder heaven!

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Captain Darling? Funny Name For A Guy

That show stealing Lord Flashheart at his finest on Blackadder! This is one of the best Blackadder quotes ever!

Captain Darling? Funny Name For A Guy

Blackadder Quotes - One of the best Lord Flashheart Quotes from Blackadder Series 4

You can check out this great scene from Blackadder on this YouTube clip below

The head-butt on Captain Darling is magnificent!

This quote is taken from the Blackadder episode Private Plane. You can check out the full script here to find more quotes to share! – Private Plane Blackadder.

General Melchett Quotes – The Best of General Melchett

We’ve put together a  collection of the best General Melchett quotes and included a video of his greatest noises at the end. Behhhrr!!
General Melchett wearing a moustache net

General Melchett Quotes

Blackadder Goes Forth combined brilliant writing with superb character acting. Stephen Fry as General Melchett is perhaps the best example of this.  We’ve put together some of our favourite scenes and General Melchett quotes here.

If Nothing Else Works…

General Melchett Blackadder Quotes
One of the great things about Blackadder, is that the quotes can be used in everyday situations. Ever worked for a boss that wants to go ahead with a plan regardless of how crap it is? Any politicians come to mind?! read more