Should I have left breasty-dumpling or right breasty-dumpling? Always the tough choice! Great Nursie quote from Blackadder.
Personally I thought you were the least convincing female impressionist since Tarzan went through Jane’s handbag and ate her lipstick.
This line is taken from Blackadder Goes Forth Major Star.
We’re in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun. Classic Blackadder quote.
Sticky the Stick Insect
This line is from the fourth series of Blackadder. Check out the full script for this episode here >> Blackadder Major Star.
I know from long experience all my men have the artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs… in a bag.
This classic Blackadder quote is from the fourth series. If you want to check out the full script for this episode, take a look here >> Blackadder Goes Forth – Captain Cook full script.
You see, the thing about heaven is that heaven is for the people who like the sort of things that go on in heaven.
The Thing About Heaven
This quote is taken from the first series. To check out the full script of this episode, click here >> Blackadder Series 1 Episode 3 The Archbishop Full Script.
By his loins shall ye know him, and by the length of his rod shall he be measured. Blackadder quote from the first series.
St. Juniper Quote
This Blackadder quote comes from the last episode of the first series. You can find the full script here >> Blackadder The Black Seal
You mean they actually rehearse? I thought they just got drunk, stuck on a silly hat and trusted to luck. Blackadder Quotes.
Blackadder Actors Quote
Remember never to mention MacBeth!
This quote is from the third series Sense and Senility.
‘Yes it is’, not ‘That it be’. You don’t need to talk in that stupid voice to me. I’m not a tourist.
I’m not a tourist
This line from Blackadder comes from the first episode in the second series called ‘Bells’.
They do say Mrs. M that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork in your head.
Needs Must When The Devil Vomits Into Your Kettle. A great quote from Blackadder Series 2. Best character from this one? The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells!
Needs Must When The Devil Vomits
Read the full script here – Blackadder Money full script online.