Category Archives: Best Blackadder Quotes

Find all the best Blackadder Quotes online here!

The best Blackadder Quotes online

There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ General Melchett style!

If you are looking to find the best Blackadder quotes online, then check out this collection. Blackadder quotes are updated daily, and so you can pick a new one every day of the year!

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I’m As Poor As A Church Mouse – Blackadder Quote

Has Christmas shopping left you as poor as a church mouse yet? It’s starting to feel that way for us! Classic Blackadder quote for when you are feeling broke!

I’m As Poor As A Church Mouse

I'm as poor as a church mouse - Blackadder Quote from series 3

This classic Blackadder quote comes from Series 3. The episode is called Amy and Amiability, and Blackadder almost gets shot by a transvestite on an unrealistic grassy knoll!

The Path Of My Life Is Strewn With Cowpats – Blackadder Quote Series 2

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil’s own Satanic Heard! A classic quote from Blackadder series 2.

The Path Of My Life Is Strewn With Cowpats

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Heard! A classic quote from Blackadder series 2.

This funny Blackadder quote was taken from Series 2. You can check out the full script for that Blackadder episode here >> Blackadder ‘Money’ Full Script.

What Was I Drinking Last Night? There Will Be A Few Sore Heads In December!

December is the month for having a drink or two. We all know that will bring on a few sore heads! This Blackadder quote is perfect for anyone suffering from a hangover!

What Was I Drinking Last Night?

What on earth was I drinking last night? Classic Blackadder quote.

This classic Blackadder quote is from the second series. You can check out the full script here >> Blackadder ‘Chains’.

Do You Remember The Witchsmeller Pursuivant | Blackadder Series 1?

Even die-hard fans of Blackadder will admit that series 1 was not exactly perfect! It did bring up some interesting characters though, such as the Witchsmeller Pursuivant.

The Witchsmeller Pursuivant

In this episode of Blackadder, the plague rages through Europe, and everyone says that “witches” are to blame. Edmund fails a “test” from the Witchsmeller Pursuivant, and he and his companions are accused of witchcraft.

If you want to check out the full script, take a look at it here >> http://blackadderquotes.com/blackadder-i-episode-5-witchsmeller-pursuivant read more

Shakespeare Gave Me A Hand With The Title

Shakespeare gave me a hand with the title. Do you remember Queenie’s attempt at poetry? One of the most romantic moments in Blackadder!

Shakespeare gave me a hand - classic Blackadder quotes

Shakespeare Gave Me A Hand

When the night is dark,
And the dogs go ‘bark’,
When the clouds are black,
And the ducks go ‘quack’,
When the sky is blue,
And the cows go ‘moo’,
Think of lovely Queenie:
She’ll be thinking of you.

The Tricycle Quote From Blackadder Back And Forth

Here’s the tricycle quote from Blackadder Back And Forth. This Blackadder special was commissioned as part of the Millennium celebrations.

The Tricycle Quote From Blackadder Back And Forth

The Tricycle Quote from Blackadder Back and Forth

Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest breakthrough in travel since Mr. Rodney Tricycle thought to himself, “I’m bored with walking, I think I’ll invent a machine with three wheels and a bell, and name it after myself.”