Category Archives: Best Blackadder Quotes

Find all the best Blackadder Quotes online here!

The best Blackadder Quotes online

There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ General Melchett style!

If you are looking to find the best Blackadder quotes online, then check out this collection. Blackadder quotes are updated daily, and so you can pick a new one every day of the year!

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The Girl Is Wetter Than A Haddock’s Bathing Costume | Blackadder

The girls is wetter than a haddock’s bathing costume. A great line from Blackadder, even though she didn’t turn out to be wet after all!

The Girl Is Wetter Than A Haddock’s Bathing Costume
The Girl Is Wetter Than A Haddock's Bathing Costume

You can read the full script for Amy and Amiability here – Blackadder Full Scripts Online.

Who Would Have Noticed Another Madman Around Here?

Who would have noticed another madman around here? One of the closing lines from the last ever episode of Blackadder.

Who Would Have Noticed Another Madman Around Here?

Who would have noticed another madman around here? Blackadder quote

The last episode of Blackadder is an incredible moment for not just British TV Comedy, but British TV in general. It seems to always bring a tear to the eye. You can check out the BLACKADDER SERIES 4 EPISODE 6 GOODBYEEE FULL SCRIPT here.

If I Ever Meet You Again It Will Be Twenty Billion Years Too Soon

If I ever meet you again, it will be twenty billion years too soon. Classic Blackadder quote from the third series.

If I Ever Meet You Again
Sod off, and if I ever meet you again, it will be twenty billion years too soon - Blackadder Quote

This classic Blackadder quote is from the third series – Sense and Senility.

Happy New Year 2017 – Behrrr!

Happy New Year 2017! Tally-ho, yippety-dip and zing zang spillip!

Happy New Year 2017!

Happy New Year 2017

Happy New Year 2017 – Woof!

Wishing you all a Happy New Year 2017 – Woof!

Happy New year 2017!

Wishing you all a Happy New year 2017 - Woof!

Fortune Vomits On My Eiderdown Once More – Blackadder Quote

Oh God, fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more. Blackadder quote from Duel and Duality. There’s so much good stuff in this Blackadder episode, it’s hard to know where to begin!

Fortune Vomits On My Eiderdown

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Want to read the full script for this episode, and check out some more Blackadder quote? Check here >>  Dual and Duality.

Give The Likes Of Baldrick The Vote And… 2016 In A Nutshell!

Give the likes of Baldrick the vote and we’ll be back to cavorting druids, death by stoning, and dung for dinner. 2016 in a nutshell!

Give The Likes Of Baldrick The Vote…
Give the likes of Baldrick the vote and..

What a weird year 2016 was! This Blackadder quote from the third series sums it up nicely! You can read the full script from that episode here >> Dish and Dishonesty.

You Are The Last In God’s Great Chain – Blackadder Quote

Poor Baldrick. He always was the last in God’s great chain! He never did find the earwig to victimise either.

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I’m As Poor As A Church Mouse – Blackadder Quote

Has Christmas shopping left you as poor as a church mouse yet? It’s starting to feel that way for us! Classic Blackadder quote for when you are feeling broke!

I’m As Poor As A Church Mouse

I'm as poor as a church mouse - Blackadder Quote from series 3

This classic Blackadder quote comes from Series 3. The episode is called Amy and Amiability, and Blackadder almost gets shot by a transvestite on an unrealistic grassy knoll!

The Path Of My Life Is Strewn With Cowpats – Blackadder Quote Series 2

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil’s own Satanic Heard! A classic quote from Blackadder series 2.

The Path Of My Life Is Strewn With Cowpats

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Heard! A classic quote from Blackadder series 2.

This funny Blackadder quote was taken from Series 2. You can check out the full script for that Blackadder episode here >> Blackadder ‘Money’ Full Script.