Left breasty dumpling or right breasty dumpling?

Left Breasty Dumpling or Right Breasty Dumpling – Nursie Quotes Blackadder

Should I have left breasty-dumpling or right breasty-dumpling? Always the tough choice! Great Nursie quote from Blackadder.

Left Breasty-Dumpling or Right Breasty-Dumpling?

Left breasty dumpling or right breasty dumpling?