What better line can you think of to end an episode of Blackadder? We love naked Tunisian sock merchant bit!
Naked Tunisian Sock Merchant
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That show stealing Lord Flashheart at his finest on Blackadder! This is one of the best Blackadder quotes ever!
You can check out this great scene from Blackadder on this YouTube clip below
The head-butt on Captain Darling is magnificent!
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I’m as poor as a church mouse, that’s just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
We’ve put together a collection of the best General Melchett quotes and included a video of his greatest noises at the end. Behhhrr!!
Carrying over the family name of Melchett from series 2 in Blackadder, General Melchett is every soldiers worst nightmare.
He’s a public school, university educated buffoon at least two steps out of touch with reality – possibly three or four!
We’ve put together some of our favourite scenes and General Melchett quotes here.
One of the great things about Blackadder, is that the quotes can be used in everyday situations.
Ever worked for a boss that wants to go ahead with a plan regardless of how crap it is? Any politicians come to mind?!
His motivational speeches were particularly excellent.
Melchett: Are we all ready to give those French a good licking?
Darling: It’s the Germans we’ll be licking, sir.
Melchett: Don’t be ridiculous, Darling. I wouldn’t lick a German if he were glazed in honey!
“That’s the spirit, Blackadder, you’re a real man, not some desk-sucking, pen pushing blotter jotter like Darling here! ”
“I’ve come to regard you as a sort of son. not a favourite son, obviously; more an illegitimate backstairs kind of sprog, who nobody really likes’
Melchett: “If you’re willing to join the twenty minuters then you’re alright by me and welcome to marry my sister any day.”
Darling: “Are you sure about this sir?”
Melchett: “Certainly, you should hear the noise she makes when she eats a boiled egg, Ill be glad to get her out of the house.”
One of our favourite General Melchett scenes is the never ignore a pooh-pooh segment!
And finally, let’s take a look at the best of General Melchett noises, all put together in this one awesome video for you!
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