Best Blackadder Quotes Online
There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ General Melchett style!
If you are looking to find the best Blackadder quotes online, then check out this collection. Blackadder quotes are updated daily, and so you can pick a new one every day of the year!
As well as our Blackadder quotes, you can also find series and episode descriptions, as well as complete scripts for all the shows. It is like Blackadder heaven!
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Bahhhhhh!!!
What better line can you think of to end an episode of Blackadder? We love naked Tunisian sock merchant bit!
Does anyone know why the Tunisian sock merchant was naked? Please leave a comment below!
That show stealing Lord Flashheart at his finest on Blackadder! This is one of the best Blackadder quotes ever!
You can check out this great scene from Blackadder on this YouTube clip below
The head-butt on Captain Darling is magnificent!
This quote is taken from the Blackadder episode Private Plane. You can check out the full script here to find more quotes to share! – Private Plane Blackadder.
I think it’s fair to say that the first series of Blackadder never reached ‘classic’ status. There are still some great lines though, such as this Blackadder quote from the first series.
Here’s a Blackadder quote to start your day with a smile! Can you name the episode? Leave a comment below, or visit our Facebook page and leave a comment there!
A collection of Blackadder Quotes from Blackadder Goes Forth. This was the fourth series of Blackadder, and was set in the trenches of World War 1. British Comedy at its finest!
Is it pay day yet? A classic Blackadder quote from Series 3 comes to mind right now! Remember to check out more great Blackadder Quotes at www.blackadderquotes.com
I’m as poor as a church mouse, that’s just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
We’ve put together a collection of the best General Melchett quotes and included a video of his greatest noises at the end. Behhhrr!!
Blackadder Goes Forth combined brilliant writing with superb character acting. Stephen Fry as General Melchett is perhaps the best example of this.
Carrying over the family name of Melchett from series 2 in Blackadder, General Melchett is every soldiers worst nightmare.
He’s a public school, university educated buffoon at least two steps out of touch with reality – possibly three or four!
We’ve put together some of our favourite scenes and General Melchett quotes here.
One of the great things about Blackadder, is that the quotes can be used in everyday situations.
Ever worked for a boss that wants to go ahead with a plan regardless of how crap it is? Any politicians come to mind?!
His motivational speeches were particularly excellent.
Melchett: Are we all ready to give those French a good licking?
Darling: It’s the Germans we’ll be licking, sir.
Melchett: Don’t be ridiculous, Darling. I wouldn’t lick a German if he were glazed in honey!
“That’s the spirit, Blackadder, you’re a real man, not some desk-sucking, pen pushing blotter jotter like Darling here! ”
“I’ve come to regard you as a sort of son. not a favourite son, obviously; more an illegitimate backstairs kind of sprog, who nobody really likes’
Melchett: “If you’re willing to join the twenty minuters then you’re alright by me and welcome to marry my sister any day.”
Darling: “Are you sure about this sir?”
Melchett: “Certainly, you should hear the noise she makes when she eats a boiled egg, Ill be glad to get her out of the house.”
One of our favourite General Melchett scenes is the never ignore a pooh-pooh segment!
And finally, let’s take a look at the best of General Melchett noises, all put together in this one awesome video for you!
Looking for more great stuff from Blackadder? Check out these other two articles:
The Best General Melchett Quote
Can you name the series and episode? No cheating or looking it up you saucy, lucky thing! Do you know what the next line said is? Please leave a comment below.
