Nursie is a sad, insane old woman with an udder fixation. This Blackadder Quote is taken from the last episode of the 2nd series ‘Chains’. Nursie is a sad, insane old woman
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Blackadder 2 ‘Chains’.
As my tutor old bubble face used to say: make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease. Old Bubble Face
This line from Blackadder comes from the first series. You can read the full script for this episode here >>
The Queen of Spain’s Beard.
We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace and yet, Ploppy, you are without a doubt the most repulsive individual I have ever met. The Most Repulsive Individual
This line is from the Blackadder episode ‘Head’ from the second series. To read the full script and get more quotes from Blackadder, take a look here >>
Blackadder 2 ‘Head’ full script.
To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn’t it? To You, Baldrick
To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn’t it? This Blackadder quote is from the second series called ‘Head’. Check out the full script here >>
Blackadder Series 2 ‘Head’ Full Script.
The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn’t he Perce? One of our favourite lines from the second series of Blackadder! The Eyes Are Open
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Blackadder Series 2 ‘Money’.
Better a lap-dog to a slip of a girl than a … git! Who can ever forget Blackadder talking to the legless Captain Redbeard Rum?! Better a lap-dog to a slip of a girl
Blackadder speaks this line to the amazing Tom Baker, who played Captain Redbeard Rum in the second series of Blackadder. Check out the full script for that episode here >>
Blackadder ‘Potato’ full script.
This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War. Baldrick, have you been eating dung again? Have You Been Eating Dung Again?
This quote is taken from Blackadder Series 2. You can read the full script here >>
A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. A Many May Fight For Many Things
This quote is from the last episode of the third series of Blackadder. You can read the full script here –
Blackadder Duel and Duality.
Blackadder T-Shirt Stickiest Situation Since. A T-Shirt inspired by the classic Blackadder line- We’re in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun. Blackadder T-Shirt Stickiest Situation
This Blackadder T-Shirt is inspired by the line – We’re in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun. Available to buy through
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