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    • Blackadder Series I, Episode 1 โ€“ The Foretelling Full Script
    • Blackadder Series I, Episode 2 โ€“ Born to Be King Full Script
    • Blackadder I, Episode 3 โ€“ The Archbishop Full Script
    • Blackadder Series I, Episode 4 โ€“ The Queen of Spains Beard Full Script
    • BlackAdder I, Episode 5 Witchsmeller Pursuivant
    • Blackadder Series I, Episode 6 โ€“ The Black Seal
  • Blackadder Series 2
    • Blackadder Series 2 Episode 1 Bells Full Script
    • Blackadder S2 E2 Head Full Script
    • Blackadder Series 2 Episode 3 โ€“ Potato Full Script
    • Blackadder Series 2 Episode 4 Money Script (Purest Green Episode!)
    • Blackadder S2 E5 Beer Full Script
    • Blackadder S2 E6 Chains Full Script
  • Blackadder Series 3
    • Blackadder S3 E1 Dish and Dishonesty Script
    • Blackadder Series 3 Episode 2 โ€“ Ink and Incapability Full Script
    • Blackadder Series 3 Episode 3 โ€“ Nob and Nobility Full Script
    • Blackadder Series 3 Episode 4 โ€“ Sense and Senility Full Script
    • Blackadder Series 3 Episode 5 โ€“ Amy and Amiability Full Script
    • Blackadder Series 3 Episode 6 โ€“ Duel and Duality Full Script
  • Blackadder Series 4
    • Blackadder Series 4 Episode 1 โ€“ Captain Cook Full Script
    • Blackadder Series 4 Episode 2 Corporal Punishment Full Script
    • Blackadder S4 E3 Major Star Script and Quotes
    • Blackadder Series 4 Episode 4 Private Plane Full Script
    • Blackadder Series 4 Episode 5 General Hospital Full Script
    • Blackadder S4 E6 Goodbyeee Full Script
  • Blackadder Specials
    • Blackadder Pilot Episode โ€“ The unaired pilot episode of Blackadder
    • Blackadder: The Cavalier Years โ€“ Full Episode, Quotes, and Script
    • Blackadder’s Christmas Carol – Full Script
    • Blackadder Back & Forth โ€“ The Final Blackadder Special
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Blackadder Series 4

Blackadder S4 E6 Goodbyeee Full Script

October 16, 2024May 2, 2016
Blackadder Series 4 Episode 6 is the finest ever moment in British Comedy

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 6 is called Goodbyeee. This is perhaps the finest ever moment in British Comedy. Combining sharp wit and sarcasm with sad historical truth.ย 

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Blackadder Series 4 Episode 5 General Hospital Full Script

November 24, 2022April 25, 2016

The 5th episode of Blackadder Series 4 is called General Hospital. Read the full script here, and find out why security isn’t a dirty word!

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Blackadder Series 4 Episode 4 Private Plane Full Script

November 24, 2022April 18, 2016
Blackadder joins the 20 minuters

In this episode of Blackadder, Rik Mayall drops in on a squalid bit of line, Slackbladder joins the 20 minuters, and there’s capture, torture, escape and then back home in time for tea and medals.

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Blackadder S4 E3 Major Star Script and Quotes

November 27, 2022April 11, 2016
Read the full script for Blackadder Series 4 Episode 3 Major Star

The full script of Blackadder Series 4 Episode 3 Major Star is below. Do you like Charlie Chaplin, or fancy George in a dress?

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Blackadder Series 4 Episode 2 Corporal Punishment Full Script

October 16, 2024April 4, 2016
Blackadder Series 4 Episode 2 Corporal Punishment

The full script for Blackadder Series 4 Episode 2 Corporal Punishment is here for your pleasure! Has anyone seen a pigeon? Ready, aim, fire!

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Blackadder Series 4 Episode 1 – Captain Cook Full Script

October 21, 2022March 28, 2016
Blackadder Series 4 Episode 1 Captain Cook

Blackadder series 4 Episode 1 is called Captain Cook. Set in the trenches of World War 1, it marks the peak of creative writing for the Blackadder series. It is also the most intelligently written series. Here is the full script for Episode 1 Captain Cook.

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Blackadder Series 4 – Blackadder Goes Forth

November 24, 2022December 22, 2015
Blackadder Series 4 - Blackadder Goes Forth Cast Photo

Blackadder series 4,ย  also known as Blackadder Goes Forth is one of the greatest British comedy series of all time. Read on to find out more!

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