Category Archives: Blackadder Series 3

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 6 – Duel and Duality Full Script

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 6 is called Duel and Duality. With Stephen Fry acting as the Duke of Wellington, this is a loud, brash, and hilarious episode, with some memorable one-liners and quotes. Check out the full script below.

The full script for Blackadder series 3 episode 6 duel and duality

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 6 – Duel and Duality Full Script

The Palace Kitchens
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B: Ooh! Mr. Blackadder.

E: Leave me alone Baldrick. If I’d wanted to talk to a vegetable I’d
have bought one at the market.

B: Well don’t you want this message?

E: No thank you… God, I’m wasted here. It’s no life for a man of
noble blood being servant to a master with the intellect of a jugged
walrus and all the social graces of a potty.

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Blackadder Series 3 Episode 5 – Amy and Amiability Full Script

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 5 is called Amy and Amiability. In this episode, Blackadder comes close to being shot by a transvestite on an unrealistic grassy knoll. Here is the full script for this great episode of Blackadder.

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Blackadder Series 3 Episode 5 – Amy and Amiability Full Script

E: Edmund Blackadder
B: Baldrick
PR: Prince Regent George
A: Miss Amy Hardwood
H: Mr. Hardwood
SC: Sally Cheapside
DC: The Duke of Cheapside
S: The Shadow
MM: Mrs. Miggins

The Palace Kitchens
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(Baldrick is plucking a goose. Blackadder is sitting at the kitchen
table.)

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Blackadder Series 3 Episode 4 – Sense and Senility Full Script

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 4 is called Sense and Senility. Enormous trousers and an heroic stance are needed, and don’t mention Macbeth!

blackadder-series03Blackadder Series 3 Episode 4 – Full Script

The Palace Kitchens
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(Blackadder walks in. Baldrick looks up from polishing a shoe.)

B: You look smart, Mr. Blackadder. Going somewhere nice?

E: No, I’m off to the theatre.

B: Don’t you like it then?

E: (sarcastically) No, I don’t! A load of stupid actors strutting around,
shouting, with their chests thrust out so far, you’d think their
nipples were attached to a pair of charging elephants! And the *worst*
thing about it is having to go with Prince *Mini-Brain*!

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Blackadder Series 3 Episode 3 – Nob and Nobility Full Script

This is the full script for Blackadder Series 3 Episode 3. Nob and Nobility sees Blackadder get involved with the French Revolution in order to make a profit. And who is that elusive Pimpernel?

The full script for Blackadder Series 3 Episode 3 Nob and Nobility

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 3 – Nob and Nobility Full Script

Miggins: [dancing about by a table of two customers in her coffee shop]
Oh la la! [laughs happily]

[Edmund Blackadder, butler to the Prince Regent, enters]

Edmund: Ah, good morning, Mrs Miggins.

Miggins: Bonjour, monsieur.

Edmund: What?

Miggins: Bonjour, monsieur — it’s French.

Edmund: So is eating frogs, cruelty to geese and urinating in the street,
but that’s no reason to inflict it on the rest of us.

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Blackadder Series 3 Episode 2 – Ink and Incapability Full Script

This is the full script for Blackadder Series 3 Episode 2. The Blackadder episode is called Ink and Incapability, and is centred around the thicky Prince being asked to be a patron to the first ever English dictionary. This gives Blackadder plenty of room to come up with some very memorable quotes!

Blackadder series 3 episode 2 ink and incapability

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 2 – Ink and Incapability Full Script

Cast –

E: Edmund Blackadder
B: Baldrick
G: Prince Regent George
M: Mrs. Miggins
J: Dr. Samuel Johnson
By: Lord George Gordon Byron
C: Samuel Taylor Coleridge
S: Percy Bysshe Shelley

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Blackadder Series 3 Episode 1 Dish and Dishonesty Full Script

The third series of Blackadder is set in a period of time known as the Regency. Blackadder has been reduced in social status to being the Butler of the Prince Regent. Baldrick is of course at the bottom of the social ladder, being a dogsbody once more. Episode 1 of Blackadder Series 3 is based upon an election in a rotten borough – not a rubber button.

Dish and Dishonesty - Blackadder Series 3 Episode 1

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 1 Dish and Dishonesty Full Script

M: Mrs. Miggins
B: Baldrick
E: Edmund Blackadder
P: Pitt the Younger (and the Even Younger)
I: Ivor Biggun
H: Vincent Hanna
T: Sir Talbot Buxomly
G: Prince George

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Blackadder Series 3 – Blackadder the Third

Blackadder series 3 is also known as Blackadder the Third. Set during the British Regency era, Blackadder is reduced in social status to being the butler of the Prince Regent. Baldrick, in a strange irony, has actually been elevated in social status from a serf to a ‘dogsbody’. He is still the butt of many Blackadder jokes though!

Blackadder series 3 - Blackadder and Baldrick are back!

Blackadder Series 3 – Blackadder the Third

The third series of Blackadder, is set in the late 18th and early 19th century period. Only two characters make it through from Blackadder (The Blackadder) and Blackadder II. These are Blackadder himself, and Baldrick. The ‘core’ group of other central characters in Blackadder Series 3, are completed with the Prince Regent, and Mrs. Miggins.

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