General Melchett Quotes

General Melchett Quotes – The Best of General Melchett

General Melchett quotes are among the most popular Blackadder Goes Forth Quotes. Even General Melchett shouting ‘Behhr’ is a great quote!

General Melchett Quotes

Blackadder Goes Forth combined brilliant writing with superb character acting. Stephen Fry as General Melchett is perhaps the best example of this. Take a look at these great General Melchett Quotes.

General Melchett Blackadder Quotes

Blackadder Melchett Quotes

Melchett: Are we all ready to give those French a good licking?
Darling: It’s the Germans we’ll be licking, sir.
Melchett: Don’t be ridiculous, Darling. I wouldn’t lick a German if he were glazed in honey!

General Melchett Quotes

“That’s the spirit, Blackadder, you’re a real man, not some desk-sucking, pen pushing blotter jotter like Darling here! ”

Melchett: “If you’re willing to join the twenty minuters then you’re alright by me and welcome to marry my sister anyday.”
Darling: “Are you sure about this sir?”
Melchett: “Certainly, you should hear the noise she makes when she eats a boiled egg, Ill be glad to get her out of the house.”

behhhrrr

“I’ve come to regard you as a sort of son. not a favourite son, obviously; more an illegitimate backstairs kind of sprog, who nobody really likes’

Never ignore a pooh-pooh. Blackadder quote from series 4

The best General Melchett line ever from Blackadder?

Row Row Row your boat, gently down the stream. Belts off, trousers down, isn't life a scream? Hey!

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