Queenie Quotes From Blackadder – The Best Blackadder Quotes

Queenie, played by Miranda Richardson, was an amazing character who often stole the show throughout series 2 of Blackadder. It’s not surprising then that some of the best Blackadder quotes can be attributed to her!  Here are some of our favourite Queenie quotes.

 Queenie Quotes from Blackadder

Queenie was a main character in the second Blackadder series.

Brilliantly played by Miranda Richardson, she exuded a child-like exterior, whilst have the personality of a manic psychopath at times!

Blackadder Quotes - One of the best Queenie quotes from Blackadder series 2

The interplay between her and Edmund Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson) was one of the main reasons that series 2 is still considered one of the best.

Here are some of the best Queenie quotes:

Where’s my Pressie?

Queen: No, I am completely bored with explorers! And if you haven’t brought me any presents, I’m going to have you executed!

From: Blackadder ii Potato

First I’m going to have a little drinky

After all, she may have had the body of a weak and feeble woman, but she had the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant!

I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant! Blackadder Queen Elisabeth Quote

First I’m going to have a little drinky, and then I’m going to execute the whole bally lot of you. (Blackadder Beer)

Queen Elizabeth Blackadder Chains

Lord Edmund Blackadder finds himself captured, leaving Percy to spend more time at the Royal Court.

It’s up to you: either you can shut up, or you can have your head cut off.

Queen from Blackadder best quotes: It's up to you: either you can shut up, or you can have your head cut off.

This one is from Blackadder Chains. What’s Percy’s answer?

Percy from Blackadder

And another scene from Chains…

Queenie writes back, saying that she has spent the ransom cash.

The Queen from Blackadder series 2

A comment that might have gone unnoticed in Beer

It all started last night at about two o’clock.  I was tucked
into bed having this absolutely scrummy dream about ponies when I was wakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchett.

And another from Beer

Queen: Oh, Edmund… I do love it when you get cross. Sometimes I think about having you executed just to see the expression on your face.

Blackadder Queenie quotes

And some more…

Gooey Queen Elisabeth Blackadder quote


And finally, Queenie’s love poetry…

Queenie quotes from Blackadder

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