As my tutor old bubble face used to say: make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease.
I smell something fishy, and I’m not talking about the contents of Baldrick’s apple crumble. This line is from Blackadder 4 ‘Captain Cook’.
The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn’t he Perce? One of our favourite lines from the second series of Blackadder!
I know from long experience all my men have the artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs… in a bag.
Needs Must When The Devil Vomits Into Your Kettle. A great quote from Blackadder Series 2. Best character from this one? The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells!
If I ever meet you again, it will be twenty billion years too soon. Classic Blackadder quote from the third series.
Give the likes of Baldrick the vote and we’ll be back to cavorting druids, death by stoning, and dung for dinner. 2016 in a nutshell! Give The Likes Of Baldrick The Vote… What a weird year 2016 was! This Blackadder quote from the third series sums it up nicely! You can read the full script … Read more
Poor Baldrick. He always was the last in God’s great chain! He never did find the earwig to victimise either. You Are The Last In God’s Great Chain It is the way of the world, Baldrick — the abused always kick downwards. I am annoyed, and so I kick the cat… the cat pounces on … Read more
Has Christmas shopping left you as poor as a church mouse yet? It’s starting to feel that way for us! Classic Blackadder quote for when you are feeling broke! I’m As Poor As A Church Mouse This classic Blackadder quote comes from Series 3. The episode is called Amy and Amiability, and Blackadder almost gets shot … Read more