Nursie is a sad, insane old woman with an udder fixation. This Blackadder Quote is taken from the last episode of the 2nd series ‘Chains’.
Best Blackadder Quotes
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There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ย General Melchett style!
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Bahhhhhh!!!
As my tutor old bubble face used to say: make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease
As my tutor old bubble face used to say: make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease.
I smell something fishy, and I’m not talking about the contents of Baldrick’s apple crumble
I smell something fishy, and I’m not talking about the contents of Baldrick’s apple crumble. This line is from Blackadder 4 ‘Captain Cook’.
Blackadder – The eyes are open, the mouth moves
The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn’t he Perce? One of our favourite lines from the second series of Blackadder!
We’re in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun
We’re in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun. Classic Blackadder quote. Sticky the Stick Insect This line is from the fourth series of Blackadder. Check out the full script for this episode here >> Blackadder Major Star.
My men have the artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs… in a bag
I know from long experience all my men have the artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs… in a bag.
Blackadder Needs Must When The Devil Vomits Into Your Kettle
Needs Must When The Devil Vomits Into Your Kettle. A great quote from Blackadder Series 2. Best character from this one? The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells!
Blackadder – If I Ever Meet You Again Quote
If I ever meet you again, it will be twenty billion years too soon. Classic Blackadder quote from the third series.
Give The Likes Of Baldrick The Vote And… 2016 In A Nutshell!
Give the likes of Baldrick the vote and we’ll be back to cavorting druids, death by stoning, and dung for dinner. 2016 in a nutshell! Give The Likes Of Baldrick The Vote… What a weird year 2016 was! This Blackadder quote from the third series sums it up nicely! You can read the full script … Read more
You Are The Last In God’s Great Chain – Blackadder Quote
Poor Baldrick. He always was the last in God’s great chain! He never did find the earwig to victimise either. You Are The Last In God’s Great Chain It is the way of the world, Baldrick โ the abused always kick downwards. I am annoyed, and so I kick the catโฆ the cat pounces on … Read more