Best Blackadder Quotes

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There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ General Melchett style!

If you are looking to find the best Blackadder quotes online, then check out this collection. Blackadder quotes are updated daily, and so you can pick a new one every day of the year!

As well as our Blackadder quotes, you can also find series and episode descriptions, as well as complete scripts for all the shows. It is like Blackadder heaven!

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The Tricycle Quote From Blackadder Back And Forth

by Edmund_Blackadder

Here’s the tricycle quote from Blackadder Back And Forth. This Blackadder special was commissioned as part of the Millennium celebrations. The Tricycle Quote From Blackadder Back And Forth Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest breakthrough in travel since Mr. Rodney Tricycle thought to himself, “I’m bored with walking, I think I’ll invent a machine with three wheels … Read more

I Try Madam, And Ten Minutes Later I Try Again

by Edmund_Blackadder

“Well, I try, Madam. And ten minutes later, when I’ve got my breath back, I try again.” Classic Blackadder quote from series 2. The episode was called Chains. I Try Madam

The Baby Eating Bishop Of Bath And Wells

by Edmund_Blackadder

The Baby Eating Bishop Of Bath And Wells is a character from Blackadder, who has since entered modern culture. Will anyone ever be able to take a Bishop of bath and Wells seriously again?

The Best General Melchett Line… Ever?

by Edmund_Blackadder

Is this the best General Melchett Line ever? Old Walrus Face is one of the most popular characters from Blackadder, with some awesome lines all through the show. The Best General Melchett Line… Ever? I don’t care if he’s been rogering the Duke of York with a prize-winning leek. He shot my pigeon! This line … Read more

The gubber had snitched a parcel sausage end

by Edmund_Blackadder

“…and the gubber had snitched a parcel sausage end and gone goose over stumps frog side.”

Classic Blackadder Lines – We have all worked for a boss like this before!

by Edmund_Blackadder

One of the reasons people love Blackadder so much, is that the lines can be applied to everyday life. We have all worked for a boss like this before, right?! Have You Worked For A Boss Like This?

Blackadder Goblin Drinking Song

by Edmund_Blackadder

See the Little Goblin, see his little feet. And his little nosey-wose, isn’t the Goblin sweet? The finest drinking song in the world from Blackadder!

Make A Sentence Out Of The Following Words

by Edmund_Blackadder

One of our favourite lines from Blackadder Series 2! Make a sentence out of the following words: Face. Sodding. Your. Shut. Make a Sentence Out Of The Following Words

General Melchett Quotes – The Best of General Melchett

by Edmund_Blackadder

We’ve put together a collection of the best General Melchett quotes and included a video of his greatest noises at the end. Behhhrr!!