Best Blackadder Quotes

Find all the best Blackadder Quotes online here!

The best Blackadder Quotes online

There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ General Melchett style!

If you are looking to find the best Blackadder quotes online, then check out this collection. Blackadder quotes are updated daily, and so you can pick a new one every day of the year!

As well as our Blackadder quotes, you can also find series and episode descriptions, as well as complete scripts for all the shows. It is like Blackadder heaven!

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I’m As Poor As A Church Mouse – Blackadder Quote

October 2, 2020December 12, 2016

Has Christmas shopping left you as poor as a church mouse yet? It’s starting to feel that way for us! Classic Blackadder quote for when you are feeling broke! I’m As Poor As A Church Mouse This classic Blackadder quote comes from Series 3. The episode is called Amy and Amiability, and Blackadder almost gets shot … Read more

The Tricycle Quote From Blackadder Back And Forth

October 2, 2020November 21, 2016

Here’s the tricycle quote from Blackadder Back And Forth. This Blackadder special was commissioned as part of the Millennium celebrations. The Tricycle Quote From Blackadder Back And Forth Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest breakthrough in travel since Mr. Rodney Tricycle thought to himself, “I’m bored with walking, I think I’ll invent a machine with three wheels … Read more

I Try Madam, And Ten Minutes Later I Try Again

October 2, 2020November 17, 2016

“Well, I try, Madam. And ten minutes later, when I’ve got my breath back, I try again.” Classic Blackadder quote from series 2. The episode was called Chains. I Try Madam

The Baby Eating Bishop Of Bath And Wells

May 12, 2023October 31, 2016

The Baby Eating Bishop Of Bath And Wells is a character from Blackadder, who has since entered modern culture. Will anyone ever be able to take a Bishop of bath and Wells seriously again?

The Best General Melchett Line… Ever?

October 7, 2022October 27, 2016

Is this the best General Melchett Line ever? Old Walrus Face is one of the most popular characters from Blackadder, with some awesome lines all through the show. The Best General Melchett Line… Ever? I don’t care if he’s been rogering the Duke of York with a prize-winning leek. He shot my pigeon! This line … Read more

The gubber had snitched a parcel sausage end

November 20, 2022October 20, 2016

“…and the gubber had snitched a parcel sausage end and gone goose over stumps frog side.”

Classic Blackadder Lines – We have all worked for a boss like this before!

October 2, 2020October 14, 2016

One of the reasons people love Blackadder so much, is that the lines can be applied to everyday life. We have all worked for a boss like this before, right?! Have You Worked For A Boss Like This?

Blackadder Goblin Drinking Song

October 3, 2023October 4, 2016

See the Little Goblin, see his little feet. And his little nosey-wose, isn’t the Goblin sweet? The finest drinking song in the world from Blackadder!

Make A Sentence Out Of The Following Words

October 2, 2020September 27, 2016

One of our favourite lines from Blackadder Series 2! Make a sentence out of the following words: Face. Sodding. Your. Shut. Make a Sentence Out Of The Following Words

General Melchett Quotes – The Best of General Melchett

August 4, 2022January 13, 2016

We’ve put together a collection of the best General Melchett quotes and included a video of his greatest noises at the end. Behhhrr!!