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    • Blackadder Series 2 Episode 1 Bells Full Script
    • Blackadder S2 E2 Head Full Script
    • Blackadder Series 2 Episode 3 โ€“ Potato Full Script
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    • Blackadder S2 E5 Beer Full Script
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    • Blackadder S3 E1 Dish and Dishonesty Script
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    • Blackadder Series 3 Episode 3 โ€“ Nob and Nobility Full Script
    • Blackadder Series 3 Episode 4 โ€“ Sense and Senility Full Script
    • Blackadder Series 3 Episode 5 โ€“ Amy and Amiability Full Script
    • Blackadder Series 3 Episode 6 โ€“ Duel and Duality Full Script
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    • Blackadder Series 4 Episode 1 โ€“ Captain Cook Full Script
    • Blackadder Series 4 Episode 2 Corporal Punishment Full Script
    • Blackadder S4 E3 Major Star Script and Quotes
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    • Blackadder Series 4 Episode 5 General Hospital Full Script
    • Blackadder S4 E6 Goodbyeee Full Script
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    • Blackadder Pilot Episode โ€“ The unaired pilot episode of Blackadder
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Blackadder and Baldrick Quotes About Turnips Part 1

November 27, 2022August 11, 2017

Turnips are a recurring theme in Blackadder, probably because they are the same shape as a thingey. Here’s the best Baldrick turnip quotes from the first two series of Blackadder.

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Blackadder’s Best Insults – Blackadder put-downs throughout the ages

October 28, 2022August 3, 2017
Blackadder's best insults - the top 25 best Blackadder insults

Let’s take a like at some of Blackadder’s best insults, snide remarks, and put-downs throughout the ages. Do you remember them all?

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Game of Adders Black Part 2 – Blackadder meets Game of Thrones

November 3, 2022July 28, 2017

Continuing last week’s Blackadder and Game of Thrones mashups, here’s some more great images of the two legendary shows combined. A Game of Adders Black.

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Blackadder the Third Face-off – Evil Revolutionary Vs Wellington

December 1, 2022July 14, 2017
Blackadder the Third Face-off

Every week, we are going to run a Blackadder face-off, where we put two characters head to head. Which one is your favourite from these two?

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Blackadder Joins The 20 Minuters – Home in time for tea and medals

May 12, 2023July 11, 2017
Blackadder joins the 20 minuters

Captain Blackadder, Lieutenant George, and Private Baldrick see joining the Air Corps as a great way of sitting in a classroom instead of fighting on the front lines. Unfortunately for them, the course is taught by Squadron Commander Flashheart, who lives for danger- much like his nemesis, the infamous Red Baron.

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Baldrick or Mrs. Miggins – Who would you start a family with?

June 29, 2022June 12, 2017
Which one would you want to start a family with?

Who would you try to start a family with – Baldrick or Mrs. Miggins? This quote is from Amy and Amiability third series Blackadder. Start a family with Baldrick or Mrs. M? Amy and Amiability This quote is from the third series of Blackadder. You can read the full script here >> Amy and Amiability … Read more

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Something is always wrong – Blackadder Quote

October 21, 2022May 28, 2017
Something is always wrong

Something is always wrong Balders. The fact that I am not a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle.

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It’s part of a cunning plan, sir – Opening Scene from Blackadder Goes Forth

June 16, 2022May 7, 2017
Water Biscuit Blackadder Quote

Blackadder Goes Forth has some great quotes, right from the very first scene of episode 1. Here’s a look at ย Captain Cook,ย the first episode of Blackadder Goes Forth. Your brain’s so minute Here’s part of the scene on YouTube. you can play it from here ๐Ÿ˜‰ It’s part of a cunning plan And the text … Read more

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I have a cunning plan – A History of Cunning Plans in Blackadder

October 16, 2024April 17, 2017
I have a cunning plan

‘I have a cunning plan’ is the most recognised catchphrase from Blackadder. Let’s look at every cunning plan quote from every episode!

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The Blackadder Dictionary – What do pericombobulation and contrafibularities mean?

October 16, 2024April 10, 2017
A look at the Blackadder dictionary

When Blackadder met Dr. Samuel Johnson in Ink and Incapability, some beautiful un-words were created. Here’s a look at the Blackadder dictionary.

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