Turnips are a recurring theme in Blackadder, probably because they are the same shape as a thingey. Here’s the best Baldrick turnip quotes from the first two series of Blackadder.
Best Blackadder Quotes
Find all the best Blackadder Quotes online here!
There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ย General Melchett style!
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Blackadder’s Best Insults – Blackadder put-downs throughout the ages
Let’s take a like at some of Blackadder’s best insults, snide remarks, and put-downs throughout the ages. Do you remember them all?
Game of Adders Black Part 2 – Blackadder meets Game of Thrones
Continuing last week’s Blackadder and Game of Thrones mashups, here’s some more great images of the two legendary shows combined. A Game of Adders Black.
Blackadder the Third Face-off – Evil Revolutionary Vs Wellington
Every week, we are going to run a Blackadder face-off, where we put two characters head to head. Which one is your favourite from these two?
Blackadder Joins The 20 Minuters – Home in time for tea and medals
Captain Blackadder, Lieutenant George, and Private Baldrick see joining the Air Corps as a great way of sitting in a classroom instead of fighting on the front lines. Unfortunately for them, the course is taught by Squadron Commander Flashheart, who lives for danger- much like his nemesis, the infamous Red Baron.
Baldrick or Mrs. Miggins – Who would you start a family with?
Who would you try to start a family with – Baldrick or Mrs. Miggins? This quote is from Amy and Amiability third series Blackadder. Start a family with Baldrick or Mrs. M? Amy and Amiability This quote is from the third series of Blackadder. You can read the full script here >> Amy and Amiability … Read more
Something is always wrong – Blackadder Quote
Something is always wrong Balders. The fact that I am not a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle.
It’s part of a cunning plan, sir – Opening Scene from Blackadder Goes Forth
Blackadder Goes Forth has some great quotes, right from the very first scene of episode 1. Here’s a look at ย Captain Cook,ย the first episode of Blackadder Goes Forth. Your brain’s so minute Here’s part of the scene on YouTube. you can play it from here ๐ It’s part of a cunning plan And the text … Read more
I have a cunning plan – A History of Cunning Plans in Blackadder
‘I have a cunning plan’ is the most recognised catchphrase from Blackadder. Let’s look at every cunning plan quote from every episode!
The Blackadder Dictionary – What do pericombobulation and contrafibularities mean?
When Blackadder met Dr. Samuel Johnson in Ink and Incapability, some beautiful un-words were created. Here’s a look at the Blackadder dictionary.