Category Archives: Best Blackadder Quotes

Find all the best Blackadder Quotes online here!

The best Blackadder Quotes online

There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ General Melchett style!

If you are looking to find the best Blackadder quotes online, then check out this collection. Blackadder quotes are updated daily, and so you can pick a new one every day of the year!

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The Verbal Insults Quote From Blackadder – Ready The Toasting Fork!

They do say Mrs. M that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork in your head.

Verbal Insults

Verbal Insults quote from Blackadder

This quote is taken from Blackadder Series 3 – Sense and Senility.

Needs Must When The Devil Vomits Into Your Kettle | Blackadder

Needs Must When The Devil Vomits Into Your Kettle. A great quote from Blackadder Series 2. Best character from this one? The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells!

Needs Must When The Devil Vomits

Needs Must When The Devil Vomits Into Your Kettle | Blackadder Quotes

Read the full script here – Blackadder Money full script online.

The Girl Is Wetter Than A Haddock’s Bathing Costume | Blackadder

The girls is wetter than a haddock’s bathing costume. A great line from Blackadder, even though she didn’t turn out to be wet after all!

The Girl Is Wetter Than A Haddock’s Bathing Costume
The Girl Is Wetter Than A Haddock's Bathing Costume

You can read the full script for Amy and Amiability here – Blackadder Full Scripts Online.

Who Would Have Noticed Another Madman Around Here?

Who would have noticed another madman around here? One of the closing lines from the last ever episode of Blackadder.

Who Would Have Noticed Another Madman Around Here?

Who would have noticed another madman around here? Blackadder quote

The last episode of Blackadder is an incredible moment for not just British TV Comedy, but British TV in general. It seems to always bring a tear to the eye. You can check out the BLACKADDER SERIES 4 EPISODE 6 GOODBYEEE FULL SCRIPT here.

Fortune Vomits On My Eiderdown Once More – Blackadder Quote

Oh God, fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more. Blackadder quote from Duel and Duality. There’s so much good stuff in this Blackadder episode, it’s hard to know where to begin!

Fortune Vomits On My Eiderdown

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Want to read the full script for this episode, and check out some more Blackadder quote? Check here >>  Dual and Duality.

Give The Likes Of Baldrick The Vote And… 2016 In A Nutshell!

Give the likes of Baldrick the vote and we’ll be back to cavorting druids, death by stoning, and dung for dinner. 2016 in a nutshell!

Give The Likes Of Baldrick The Vote…
Give the likes of Baldrick the vote and..

What a weird year 2016 was! This Blackadder quote from the third series sums it up nicely! You can read the full script from that episode here >> Dish and Dishonesty.