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The best Blackadder Quotes online

There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ General Melchett style!

If you are looking to find the best Blackadder quotes online, then check out this collection. Blackadder quotes are updated daily, and so you can pick a new one every day of the year!

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Left Breasty Dumpling or Right Breasty Dumpling – Nursie Quotes Blackadder

Should I have left breasty-dumpling or right breasty-dumpling? Always the tough choice! Great Nursie quote from Blackadder.

Left Breasty-Dumpling or Right Breasty-Dumpling?

Left breasty dumpling or right breasty dumpling?

Personally I thought you were the least convincing female impressionist since…

Personally I thought you were the least convincing female impressionist since Tarzan went through Jane’s handbag and ate her lipstick.

Female Impressionist

The least convincing female impressionist since - Blackadder quotes

This line is taken from Blackadder Goes Forth Major Star.

We’re in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun

We’re in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun. Classic Blackadder quote.

Sticky the Stick Insect

We're in the stickiest situation since

This line is from the fourth series of Blackadder. Check out the full script for this episode here >> Blackadder Major Star.

My men have the artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs… in a bag

I know from long experience all my men have the artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs… in a bag.

Artistic Talent

Best Blackadder quotes from Blackadder Goes Forth

This classic Blackadder quote is from the fourth series. If you want to check out the full script for this episode, take a look here >> Blackadder Goes Forth – Captain Cook full script.

You see the thing about heaven is – Blackadder quote from the first series

You see, the thing about heaven is that heaven is for the people who like the sort of things that go on in heaven. 

The Thing About Heaven
You see, the thing about heaven is - Blackadder Quote

This quote is taken from the first series. To check out the full script of this episode, click here >> Blackadder Series 1 Episode 3 The Archbishop Full Script.

St. Juniper quote from the first series of Blackadder

By his loins shall ye know him, and by the length of his rod shall he be measured. Blackadder quote from the first series.

St. Juniper Quote
By his loins shall ye know him, and by the length of his rod shall he be measured

This Blackadder quote comes from the last episode of the first series. You can find the full script here >> Blackadder The Black Seal

Blackadder Quote about Actors : You mean they actually rehearse?

You mean they actually rehearse? I thought they just got drunk, stuck on a silly hat and trusted to luck. Blackadder Quotes.

Blackadder Actors Quote
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Remember never to mention MacBeth!

This quote is from the third series Sense and Senility.

You don’t have to talk in that stupid voice to me – Blackadder Quote

‘Yes it is’, not ‘That it be’. You don’t need to talk in that stupid voice to me. I’m not a tourist.

I’m not a tourist

You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me - Blackadder quote

This line from Blackadder comes from the first episode in the second series called ‘Bells’.

The Verbal Insults Quote From Blackadder – Ready The Toasting Fork!

They do say Mrs. M that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork in your head.

Verbal Insults

Verbal Insults quote from Blackadder

This quote is taken from Blackadder Series 3 – Sense and Senility.

Needs Must When The Devil Vomits Into Your Kettle | Blackadder

Needs Must When The Devil Vomits Into Your Kettle. A great quote from Blackadder Series 2. Best character from this one? The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells!

Needs Must When The Devil Vomits

Needs Must When The Devil Vomits Into Your Kettle | Blackadder Quotes

Read the full script here – Blackadder Money full script online.