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The best Blackadder Quotes online

There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ General Melchett style!

If you are looking to find the best Blackadder quotes online, then check out this collection. Blackadder quotes are updated daily, and so you can pick a new one every day of the year!

As well as our Blackadder quotes, you can also find series and episode descriptions, as well as complete scripts for all the shows. It is like Blackadder heaven!

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Great Blackadder Quotes From Blackadder Goes Forth

Here are some great Blackadder quotes from Blackadder Goes Forth. This was the fourth series of Blackadder, set in the trenches of World War 1. This is arguably one of the most thoughtful, well written, and funny British sit-com series of all time!

A collection of great Blackadder quotes from Blackadder Goes Forth. Who is using the family brain cell at the moment?

Great Blackadder Quotes from Blackadder Goes Forth

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Blackadder: ‘I know from long experience all my men have the artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs in a bag.’

Great Blackadder Quote from Blackadder Goes Forth! - The artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs in a bag.

George: ‘I’m absolutely top-hole, sir, with an ying and yang and yippiedeedoo.’

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Is it Pay Day Yet? – A Classic Blackadder Quote

Is it pay day yet? A classic Blackadder quote from Series 3 comes to mind right now! Remember to check out more great Blackadder Quotes at www.blackadderquotes.com

Classic Blackadder Quote

A classic Blackadder quote - I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

I’m as poor as a church mouse, that’s just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

As poor as a church mouse - classic Blackadder quote

The Best of General Melchett – Blackadder Quotes

Blackadder Goes Forth combined brilliant writing with superb character acting. Stephen Fry as General Melchett is perhaps the best example of this. Take a look at these great General Melchett Blackadder Quotes.

General Melchett Blackadder Quotes

General Melchett Blackadder Quotes

“Melchett: Are we all ready to give those French a good licking?
Darling: It’s the Germans we’ll be licking, sir.
Melchett: Don’t be ridiculous, Darling. I wouldn’t lick a German if he were glazed in honey!”

General Melchett Quotes

“That’s the spirit, Blackadder, you’re a real man, not some desk-sucking, pen pushing blotter jotter like Darling here! ”

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Queenie Quotes From Blackadder – The Best Blackadder Quotes

Queenie was an amazing character who often stole the show throughout series 2 of Blackadder. It’s not surprising then that some of the best Blackadder quotes can be attributed to her!  Here is one of our favourite Queenie quotes –

Blackadder Quotes - One of the best Queenie quotes from Blackadder series 2

Best Blackadder Quotes – Queenie Quotes from Blackadder

Queenie was a main character in the second Blackadder series. Brilliantly played by Miranda Richardson, she exuded a child-like exterior, whilst have the personality of a manic psychopath at times! You can expect plenty of Queenie quotes here at www.blackadderquotes.com, so please remember to bookmark us and return! You can also like our facebook page – Blackadder Quotes On Facebook, where we post two or three Blackadder quotes a day!

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