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As my tutor old bubble face used to say: make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease

As my tutor old bubble face used to say: make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease.

Old Bubble Face

As my tutor old bubble face used to say: make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease

This line from Blackadder comes from the first series. You can read the full script for this episode here >> The Queen of Spain’s Beard.

You are without a doubt the most repulsive individual I have ever met

We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace and yet, Ploppy, you are without a doubt the most repulsive individual I have ever met.

The Most Repulsive Individual

Funny Blackadder quotes from series 2

This line is from the Blackadder episode ‘Head’ from the second series. To read the full script and get more quotes from Blackadder, take a look here >> Blackadder 2 ‘Head’ full script.

To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn’t it?

To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn’t it?

To You, Baldrick

To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?

To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn’t it? This Blackadder quote is from the second series called ‘Head’. Check out the full script here >> Blackadder Series 2 ‘Head’ Full Script.

Better a lap-dog to a slip of a girl than a … git! – Blackadder Quotes

Better a lap-dog to a slip of a girl than a … git! Who can ever forget Blackadder talking to the legless Captain Redbeard Rum?!

Better a lap-dog to a slip of a girl

Better a lap-dog to a slip of a girl than a .... git! Blackadder quote from the second series

Blackadder speaks this line to the amazing Tom Baker, who played Captain Redbeard Rum in the second series of Blackadder. Check out the full script for that episode here >> Blackadder ‘Potato’ full script.