The full script of Blackadder Series 4 Episode 3 Major Star is below. Do you like Charlie Chaplin, or fancy George in a dress?
Blackadder Series 4 Episode 3 Major Star Full Script
(in the army barracks, sound of whistling is heard)
George: You’re a bit cheesed off, sir?
Edmund: George, the day this war began I was cheesed off. Within ten minutes
of you turning up, I finished the cheese and moved on to the coffee
and cigars. And at this late stage, I’m in a cab with two lady companions on my way to the Pink Pussycat in Lower Regency.read more
The full script for Blackadder Series 4 Episode 2 Corporal Punishment is here for your pleasure! Has anyone seen a pigeon? Ready, aim, fire!
Blackadder Series 4 Episode 2 Corporal Punishment Full Script
(in BA’s quarters; Edmund is on the phone)
Edmund: You’d like to book a table for three by the window for 9.30 PM,
not too near the band, in the name of Obel-ointment Fungentula.
Yes, yes, I think you might have the wrong number. Alright.
(hangs up; enter George)
George: Rather close line there, eh sir? That phone system is a shambles
no wonder we haven’t had any orders!read more
Blackadder series 4 Episode 1 is called Captain Cook. Set in the trenches of World War 1, it marks the peak of creative writing for the Blackadder series. It is also the most intelligently written series. Here is the full script for Episode 1 Captain Cook.
Blackadder Series 4 Episode 1 – Captain Cook Full Script
[The dugout. Blackadder is sitting in a chair reading a book. A record is
playing softly. Scratching noises are heard.]
Blackadder: Baldrick, what are you doing out there?
Baldrick: I’m carving something on this bullet sir.
Blackadder Series 3 Episode 5 is called Amy and Amiability. In this episode, Blackadder comes close to being shot by a transvestite on an unrealistic grassy knoll. Here is the full script for this great episode of Blackadder.
Blackadder Series 3 Episode 5 – Amy and Amiability Full Script
E: Edmund Blackadder
PR: Prince Regent George
A: Miss Amy Hardwood
H: Mr. Hardwood
SC: Sally Cheapside
DC: The Duke of Cheapside
S: The Shadow
MM: Mrs. Miggins
The Palace Kitchens
(Baldrick is plucking a goose. Blackadder is sitting at the kitchen
Blackadder Series 3 Episode 4 is called Sense and Senility. Enormous trousers and an heroic stance are needed, and don’t mention Macbeth!
Blackadder Series 3 Episode 4 – Full Script
The Palace Kitchens
(Blackadder walks in. Baldrick looks up from polishing a shoe.)
B: You look smart, Mr. Blackadder. Going somewhere nice?
E: No, I’m off to the theatre.
B: Don’t you like it then?
E: (sarcastically) No, I don’t! A load of stupid actors strutting around,
shouting, with their chests thrust out so far, you’d think their
nipples were attached to a pair of charging elephants! And the *worst*
thing about it is having to go with Prince *Mini-Brain*!read more