Never ever try to be funny in my presence again. How many times have you used this line from Blackadder on someone you know? Classic Blackadder quote from series 2!
What better line can you think of to end an episode of Blackadder? We love naked Tunisian sock merchant bit!
Naked Tunisian Sock Merchant
Does anyone know why the Tunisian sock merchant was naked? Please leave a comment below!
We’ve waited a long time for this! Tony Robinson is finally releasing his autobiography, and what a great title – No Cunning Plan. Read on to find out more.
Tony Robinson Autobiography
Over the years, Tony Robinson has become a favourite household name in the UK. To many, he will always be Baldrick, but his career goes much further than that. Whether in Maid Marion and her Merry Men, or staring in the popular Time Team, he is a versatile actor and presenter. With over 50 years in the entertainment industry, it’s about time that Tony Robinson released an autobiography. The name No Cunning Plan might give some clue as to how his career developed as well.
Blackadder Series 3 Episode 6 is called Duel and Duality. With Stephen Fry acting as the Duke of Wellington, this is a loud, brash, and hilarious episode, with some memorable one-liners and quotes. Check out the full script below.
Blackadder Series 3 Episode 6 – Duel and Duality Full Script
The Palace Kitchens
B: Ooh! Mr. Blackadder.
E: Leave me alone Baldrick. If I’d wanted to talk to a vegetable I’d
have bought one at the market.
B: Well don’t you want this message?
E: No thank you… God, I’m wasted here. It’s no life for a man of
noble blood being servant to a master with the intellect of a jugged
walrus and all the social graces of a potty.
That show stealing Lord Flashheart at his finest on Blackadder! This is one of the best Blackadder quotes ever!
Captain Darling? Funny Name For A Guy
You can check out this great scene from Blackadder on this YouTube clip below
The head-butt on Captain Darling is magnificent!
I think it’s fair to say that the first series of Blackadder never reached ‘classic’ status. There are still some great lines though, such as this Blackadder quote from the first series.
Blackadder Quote From The First Series
Blackadder Series 4 Episode 6 is called Goodbyeee. This is perhaps the finest ever moment in British Comedy. Combining sharp wit and sarcasm with sad historical truth.
Blackadder Series 4 Episode 6 Goodbyeee Full Script
(in the trench, it’s raining)
George: Care for a smoke, sir?
Edmund: No, thank you, I’m… (he lights his own pipe)
Baldrick: (taking cigarette from George) Oh, thank you, sir.
(begins to eat the cigarette)
George: Oh, dash and blast all this hanging about, sir! I’m as bored as
a pacifist pistol. When are we going to see some action?
Here’s a Blackadder quote to start your day with a smile! Can you name the episode? Leave a comment below, or visit our Facebook page and leave a comment there!
A Blackadder Quote To Make You Smile!
The 5th episode of Blackadder Series 4 is called General Hospital. Read the full script here, and find out why security isn’t a dirty word!
Blackadder Series 4 Episode 5 General Hospital Full Script
(George, Edmund and Baldrick are in their room in the trenches)George: I spy with my little eye (he looks behind his shoulder and sees a mug) something beginning with `M’.
George: (encouraging) MMM…
George: (encouraging) MMM… (he bobs his head down to within inches of the
mug a few times)
(this carries on for a while)
George: MMMuh… (he picks up the mug and holds it in front of him)
Here is the full script for Blackadder Series 4 Episode 4 Private Plane. This is a popular Blackadder episode, where Lord Flash steals the show!
Blackadder Series 4 Episode 4 Private Plane Full Script
Scene 1: BA’s Dugout
[BA is listening to his phonograph. Artillery firing outside is causing the
record to skip frequently. Annoyed, BA storms outside.]
Scene 2: In The Trench
[Lt. George is in the trench, peering through a pair of binoculars across
No Man’s Land.]