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No Cunning Plan – The Tony Robinson Autobiography

We’ve waited a long time for this! Tony Robinson is finally releasing his autobiography, and what a great title – No Cunning Plan. Read on to find out more.

No cunning plan by Tony Robinson

Tony Robinson Autobiography

Over the years, Tony Robinson has become a favourite household name in the UK. To many, he will always be Baldrick, but his career goes much further than that. Whether in Maid Marion and her Merry Men, or staring in the popular Time Team, he is a versatile actor and presenter. With over 50 years in the entertainment industry, it’s about time that Tony Robinson released an autobiography. The name No Cunning Plan might give some clue as to how his career developed as well. read more

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 6 – Duel and Duality Full Script

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 6 is called Duel and Duality. With Stephen Fry acting as the Duke of Wellington, this is a loud, brash, and hilarious episode, with some memorable one-liners and quotes. Check out the full script below.

The full script for Blackadder series 3 episode 6 duel and duality

Blackadder Series 3 Episode 6 – Duel and Duality Full Script

The Palace Kitchens
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B: Ooh! Mr. Blackadder.

E: Leave me alone Baldrick. If I’d wanted to talk to a vegetable I’d
have bought one at the market.

B: Well don’t you want this message?

E: No thank you… God, I’m wasted here. It’s no life for a man of
noble blood being servant to a master with the intellect of a jugged
walrus and all the social graces of a potty. read more

Captain Darling? Funny Name For A Guy

That show stealing Lord Flashheart at his finest on Blackadder! This is one of the best Blackadder quotes ever!

Captain Darling? Funny Name For A Guy

Blackadder Quotes - One of the best Lord Flashheart Quotes from Blackadder Series 4

You can check out this great scene from Blackadder on this YouTube clip below

The head-butt on Captain Darling is magnificent!

This quote is taken from the Blackadder episode Private Plane. You can check out the full script here to find more quotes to share! – Private Plane Blackadder.

Blackadder Quote From The First Series

I think it’s fair to say that the first series of Blackadder never reached ‘classic’ status. There are still some great lines though, such as this Blackadder quote from the first series.

Blackadder Quote From The First Series

Blackadder quote from the first Blackadder series

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 6 Goodbyeee Full Script

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 6 is called Goodbyeee. This is perhaps the finest ever moment in British Comedy. Combining sharp wit and sarcasm with sad historical truth. 

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 6 is the finest ever moment in British Comedy

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 6 Goodbyeee Full Script

(in the trench, it’s raining)

George: Care for a smoke, sir?

Edmund: No, thank you, I’m… (he lights his own pipe)

George: Private?

Baldrick: (taking cigarette from George) Oh, thank you, sir.
(begins to eat the cigarette)

George: Oh, dash and blast all this hanging about, sir! I’m as bored as
a pacifist pistol. When are we going to see some action? read more

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 5 General Hospital Full Script

The 5th episode of Blackadder Series 4 is called General Hospital. Read the full script here, and find out why security isn’t a dirty word!

Read the full script for General Hospital, which is the 5th episode of Blackadder Series 4

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 5 General Hospital Full Script

(George, Edmund and Baldrick are in their room in the trenches)

George: I spy with my little eye (he looks behind his shoulder and sees a mug) something beginning with `M’.

Baldrick: Erm…

George: (encouraging) MMM…

Baldrick: Erm…

George: (encouraging) MMM… (he bobs his head down to within inches of the
mug a few times)

Baldrick: Mmm…

(this carries on for a while)

George: MMMuh… (he picks up the mug and holds it in front of him) read more

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 4 Private Plane Full Script

Here is the full script for Blackadder Series 4 Episode 4 Private Plane. This is a popular Blackadder episode, where Lord Flash steals the show!

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 4 Private Plane

Blackadder Series 4 Episode 4 Private Plane Full Script

Scene 1: BA’s Dugout
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[BA is listening to his phonograph. Artillery firing outside is causing the
record to skip frequently. Annoyed, BA storms outside.]

Scene 2: In The Trench
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[Lt. George is in the trench, peering through a pair of binoculars across
No Man’s Land.] read more