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Don’t Be Revolting Darling!

Don’t be revolting Darling! I wouldn’t lick a German if he was glazed in honey.

Don’t be Revolting Darling

Don't be revolting darling! Classic quote from Blackadder.

Great British Comedy – It doesn’t get better than this!

This is Great British Comedy gold right here! No more words needed – we will leave that up to you. Apart from, don’t forgot to ROAAAR!!

Great British Comedy

Great British Comedy

The Baby Eating Bishop Of Bath And Wells – Blackadder 2 | Money

The Baby Eating Bishop Of Bath And Wells is a character from Blackadder, who has since entered modern culture. Will anyone ever be able to take a Bishop of bath and Wells seriously again?
Poker time - the baby eating bishop of Bath and Wells

Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells

The Bishop, or ‘Bish’ to Edmund, is a debt collector from the Bank of the Black Monks of St. Herod, and particularly enjoys causing pain and injury (even mortal injury) to those customers who cannot repay their debts. His favourite punishment seems to be using a red hot poker. – It’s poker time! read more

The Best General Melchett Line… Ever?

Is this the best General Melchett Line ever? Old Walrus Face is one of the most popular characters from Blackadder, with some awesome lines all through the show.

The Best General Melchett Line… Ever? read more

Have A Merry, Messy Christmas With These Blackadder Inspired Gifts

Have a Merry, Messy Christmas with these Blackadder inspired gifts! We’ve put everything we could find on Amazon together in once place to save you the hassle. Perfect for family, friends, or even yourself!

Have A Merry, Messy Christmas!

Are you the biggest Blackadder fan in the world, or do you know one? This Blackadder inspired merch is perfect for Christmas presents, birthday gifts, or treats!

We know there are Blackadder fans from all over the world. For the time being though, we have divided the gifts into two parts. The first section is for UK Blackadder fans. We’ve found everything we could to do with Blackadder, and put it directly underneath. read more

The Most Romantic Line In Blackadder | Life Without You Is Like…

This is by far the most romantic line in Blackadder. Save it for your next cheesy pick-up line, or to write in a Valentine card!

The Most Romantic Line In Blackadder

The Most Romantic Line In Blackadder

This line was the closing part of Blackadder Series 2 Episode 6 – Chains. Check out the full script here – Blackadder Chains.

You’ll also love this collection of the most romantic moments in Blackadder.

The gubber had snitched a parcel sausage end

“…and the gubber had snitched a parcel sausage end and gone goose over stumps frog side.”

The gubber had snitched a parcel sausage end

"...and the gubber had snitched a parcel sausage end and gone goose over stumps frog side."

Fabulous. University education, you can’t beat it. – Blackadder Quotes

“Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Belts off, trousers down, isn’t life a scream?…Hey!”

Fabulous. University Education, You Can’t Beat It

Row Row Row your boat, gently down the stream. Belts off, trousers down, isn't life a scream? Hey!

Classic Blackadder Lines – We have all worked for a boss like this before!

One of the reasons people love Blackadder so much, is that the lines can be applied to everyday life. We have all worked for a boss like this before, right?!

Have You Worked For A Boss Like This?

We have all worked with a boss like this before!

Pop his todger between two floury baps and shout, “Dinnertime, Fido!”

Personally, I’d recommend you get hold of a cocker spaniel, tie your suspect down on a chair, with a potty on his head, then pop his todger between two floury baps and shout, “Dinnertime, Fido!”

Dinnertime Fido!

Dinnertime Fido

Check out the full script for this episode here. > Full script for Blackadder General Hospital.