Best Blackadder Quotes Online
There is a popular phrase – “A Blackadder Quote a Day keeps the cretins away”. OK, perhaps that is not an official saying, but it should be! Never a day goes by, when I don’t quote Blackadder at least once. And even if I don’t actually quote from the show, I give a ‘BAHHH’ General Melchett style!
If you are looking to find the best Blackadder quotes online, then check out this collection. Blackadder quotes are updated daily, and so you can pick a new one every day of the year!
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Bahhhhhh!!!
Here’s the tricycle quote from Blackadder Back And Forth. This Blackadder special was commissioned as part of the Millennium celebrations.
Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest breakthrough in travel since Mr. Rodney Tricycle thought to himself, “I’m bored with walking, I think I’ll invent a machine with three wheels and a bell, and name it after myself.”
Has Christmas shopping left you as poor as a church mouse yet? It’s starting to feel that way for us! Classic Blackadder quote for when you are feeling broke!
This classic Blackadder quote comes from Series 3. The episode is called Amy and Amiability, and Blackadder almost gets shot by a transvestite on an unrealistic grassy knoll!
Poor Baldrick. He always was the last in God’s great chain! He never did find the earwig to victimise either.
It is the way of the world, Baldrick — the abused always kick downwards. I am annoyed, and so I kick the cat… the cat pounces on the mouse, and, finally the mouse – bites you on the behind.
This Blackadder quote is taken from Series 3. The episode is called Nob and Nobility, and Blackadder somehow finds himself caught up in the French Revolution!
Give the likes of Baldrick the vote and we’ll be back to cavorting druids, death by stoning, and dung for dinner. 2016 in a nutshell!
What a weird year 2016 was! This Blackadder quote from the third series sums it up nicely! You can read the full script from that episode here >> Dish and Dishonesty.
If I ever meet you again, it will be twenty billion years too soon. Classic Blackadder quote from the third series.
This classic Blackadder quote is from the third series – Sense and Senility.
Needs Must When The Devil Vomits Into Your Kettle. A great quote from Blackadder Series 2. Best character from this one? The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells!
Read the full script here – Blackadder Money full script online.
I know from long experience all my men have the artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs… in a bag.
This classic Blackadder quote is from the fourth series. If you want to check out the full script for this episode, take a look here >> Blackadder Goes Forth – Captain Cook full script.
We’re in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun. Classic Blackadder quote.
This line is from the fourth series of Blackadder. Check out the full script for this episode here >> Blackadder Major Star.
The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn’t he Perce? One of our favourite lines from the second series of Blackadder!
The full script for this episode can be found here >> Blackadder Series 2 ‘Money’.
I smell something fishy, and I’m not talking about the contents of Baldrick’s apple crumble. This line is from Blackadder 4 ‘Captain Cook’.
You can read the full script to Blackadder 4 ‘Captain Cook’ here.