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5 Greatest Guest Appearances in Blackadder the Third

May 12, 2023October 25, 2017
5 Best cameo appearances in Blackadder the Third

The third series of Blackadder has some of the finest cameo appearances in British Comedy. Here’s 5 of the best.

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Lord Flashheart – Rik Mayall is Pure Genius

October 16, 2024October 17, 2017
10 reasons we love Lord Flashheart

Women fall for him. Men want to be him. Here’s 10 reasons that we all love Lord Flashheart from Blackadder!

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Greatest Moments Blackadder Series 2

November 27, 2022October 12, 2017
Best of Blackadder series 2

With so many funny moments, which is your favourite from the second series of Blackadder? We’ve got five of the best to choose from.

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Brian Blessed in Blackadder Series 1 | Chiswick Fresh Horses!

November 27, 2022October 9, 2017
Brian Blessed in Blackadder

Brian Blessed, born 9th of October 1936, portrayed King Richard IV of England in the first Blackadder series. Let’s take a look at his best moments.

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Hugh Laurie in Blackadder – Characters and funniest moments

November 27, 2022October 7, 2017
Hugh Laurie in Blackadder

Hugh Laurie made his first Blackadder appearance in the series 2 episode ‘Beer’, and went on to feature in every episode after that. Here’s a look at his characters and funniest moments.

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Baldrick Quotes from Blackadder Goes Forth

May 12, 2023October 3, 2017
Baldrick quotes from blackadder goes forth

Private Baldrick may have been the worst cook in the entire world, but he had some great lines in Blackadder Goes Forth. Here’s a look at some of them.

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General Melchett From Blackadder – Military Genius

December 1, 2022September 29, 2017
The military genius of General Melchett

General Melchett combines his university experience, knowledge of rugby and even flower arranging to display some unique leadership skills in Blackadder.

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Talk Like A Pirate Day with Captain Redbeard Rum

September 23, 2022September 19, 2017
Talk like a pirate day with Captain Redbeard Rum from Blackadder

Talk like a pirate day happens September 19th every year, and what better example of pirate talk can you think of than Captain Redbeard Rum from Blackadder?

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The Best Nursie Moments from Blackadder

November 24, 2022September 10, 2017
Nursie Blackadder

Here are some of the best Nursie moments and quotes from the second series of Blackadder. Which one is your favourite?

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Best Blackadder Quotes From Blackadder Goes Forth

November 3, 2023September 2, 2017
Blackadder Goes Forth Best Quotes

Here are some great Blackadder quotes from Blackadder Goes Forth. This series saw the main characters of Blackadder,  Baldrick and George sitting in a trench in Flanders during World War I.

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